Fucked Up Friday Night: Avery Karma

So here’s a little preview of what’s coming in issue #7…

Recently, the Born Ugly crew took a weekend camping trip to the new Artisan-built Front Royal, Va skatepark. While there, we witnessed a fat kid practicing half assed attempts at powerslides. We were all standing at the edge of the park, drinking beer in the shade, and of course talking shit (because that’s what fat, lazy, mean-spirited old people do for fun instead of skating) and started in on this young blarg. After a few minutes, someone noticed that he was wearing a black shirt with the word “meh.” in white letters printed on the front. Well friends and neighbors, that was exactly how he was handling those powerslide attempts… and that’s exactly what i think of this beer. It’s fine. Nothing great. I dunno, this tastes lightyears beyond PBR so maybe my standards have gotten too high. Fuck it… This beer is good. And like all beers, it gets you drunk.