Shop

According to Stop Bullying Now! (a program of the United States Health and Human Resources Department), “Young people who bully are more likely than those who don’t bully to skip school and drop out of school. They are also more likely to smoke, drink alcohol and get into fights.” Well at least asshole bullies make for funny shirt graphics, and thanks to the world-renowned talents of Mr. Alex Duke, we bring you the second Born Ugly tee shirt. It’s technical specifications include cotton fabric, stitching to hold the parts together, and red ink on a yellow shirt (in case you couldn’t tell from the picture). Pick one up today and let all the bullies of the world know that someday you will be their boss, and that you will cut their healthcare and pension plans in a heartbeat.

dirty_shirt

We’ve got shirts!! Yes, some of you may be unimpressed after years of being told that all-over print was cool (you were lied to), but all you really need is black ink on a white tee, and that’s all we’re offering. Take it or leave it. As you can see from the photo, they look great even after building ramps and skateboarding!! $10 gets you your very own sweat rag. For those of you that see this shirt as anti-Christian, just buy it, put it on, and then look down at the graphic… voilà!!