Southern Discomforts: Humidity Sucks

I’ve lived in Virginia my entire life so I really can’t say what other areas of the world are like but I do know that most people consider Virginia to be pretty humid, and therefore godawful, in the summer. There is no denying how gross it is to step outside at eight in the morning, hung over as shit and hating life as you get in your stupid automobile to commute to your shit job alone, only to feel that you could slice the goddam air with a dull spoon. It makes even the least bit of physical activity cause you to sweat like a whore in church.